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You know how I'm gonna say it?

“Oh-ten.” Bless Stephen Colbert. Bless us all. E’rybody stay safe tonight.

Dec 31st

I Got an Honorable Mention in a Gawker Christmas... →

Dec 30th

The Veils - Sit Down by the Fire I’m going...

Dec 29th

Live version of “Heartbeats” superior...

Dec 28th

Home Invasion Shenanigans

I was sitting on the couch with my father and gesturing to make a point and noticed that there was a man on the front porch. So, shoe in hand and ready to throw, I open the front door and say “Can I help you?” in a tough sounding manner. He says “Oh, here you go” and hands me a insulated pack of gourmet ice cream. It was the Oberweis guy and he only wanted to give me...

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

Merry Christmas, Jerks. Watch these SNL sketches. →

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

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What a day.

Yesterday was weird. I gave directions to MoMA while looking at MoMA. I raced an Italian reporter to CBS studios on 57th Street in a Passat Wagon and watched Footloose on a plane. Then I watched Secondhand Lions with my dad. Home for the Holidays.

Dec 24th

Dec 22nd

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The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - “Young...

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

Uncomfortable YouTube videos

So, I was all set to post the video to Neutral Milk Hotel’s “Holland 1945” when I looked up a video on YouTube that was far too liberal with the Holocaust imagery. Watch this at your own risk, a great song may be ruined forever.

Dec 21st

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Watch

The Replacements “Kiss Me on the Bus” on SNL back in ‘86. Much easier to find than I thought. Jesus yes.

Dec 20th

Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

I CRIED AT THE END OF THE MOVIE "DEATH RACE"

delocatedblog: The post heading says it all. I cried at the end of Death Race. The one that starred Jason Statham and Joan Allen. I cried when Jason Statham shows his baby daughter to the black dude and the hot girl. This happened while I was sick after we wrapped shooting on Delocated. I’m on the couch one afternoon, feeling like shit, flipping channels, landed on Death Race half way...

Dec 17th

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